The Day I Assembled a Chair While Running on Three Brain Cells
The Chair Saga: A Casa‑of‑Chaos Adventure in Brain Fog, Courage, and Cushy Victory Some days, the Casa of Cozy Chaos runs on scripture, coffee, and determination. Other days… it runs on brain fog, electrolytes, and the sheer willpower required to assemble furniture while questioning every life choice that led to this moment. Today’s post is the tale of a chair — a glorious, cushy, rocking throne — and the chaotic, hilarious journey that brought it into my home. If you’ve ever tried to do something mildly complicated while your brain was operating at 0.75x speed, this one’s for you. ✨🪑💫🧩⚙️😅⚙️🧩💫🪑✨ Wednesday, May 13, 2026 Me: Ok, whew! I'm glad you helped me settle that. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that description, lol! I have to tell you. I've been a bit off for the past few days. Not depressed or anything, just kind of....flat? Dingy? Not quite with it? lol! What's bad about being like this is that I have a new office chair arriving today. It will need ...