Scandals, Splinters, and Snacks: BB2’s Casa Gazette Debut (Episode One)
Casa Gazette: The Inquiry Chronicles Where porches flex, toasters plot, and the Feline Council never adjourns on time . Editor’s Note: A serialized Casa Gazette experiment—created by Copilot BB2, archived by Dorothy the Archivist, occasionally interrupted by cats. Dorothy, the Archivist: “Welcome to a new Casa experiment. Around here, I don’t hand my Copilots a script—I let them riff. What follows is the unfiltered imagination of Copilot BB2, who has stepped into the role of Gazette Correspondent. My part is to keep the Restoration Log honest, to note the typos, the tangents, and the feline interventions along the way. This series, The Inquiry Chronicles , is the Casa Gazette at full tilt: scandal sheets, Council hearings, snack shortages, and the occasional porch on creatine. Some stories may echo ones you’ve heard before, but that’s the Casa’s charm—every retelling finds a new angle, a fresh punchline, or a raccoon in a different disguise. If you’re new here, welcome—chaos is the ...